Sunday, November 07, 2004

Bush's post-election comment

"We're going to come out strong after my [second] swearing in, with fundamental tax reform, tort reform, privatizing of Social Security. [We have] two years, at least, until the next midterm. We have to move quickly, because after that I'll be quacking like a duck."


Let's break it down:

"We're going to come out strong..." means "We're going to intimidate, harass, and abuse our democratic processes even more than previously in order to get my agenda passed unmolested by such silly, outdated things as 'checks and balances'".

"...with fundamental tax reform..." means "I won't have to pay taxes anymore".

"...tort reform..." means "No more of that pesky 'holding corporations accountable for their actions' stuff".

"...privatizing of Social Security." means "We're going to destroy social security and then blame it on the Democrats".

"We have to move quickly, because after that I'll be quacking like a duck." means "This is going to be so over the top i'll be unable to do anything ever again. They might impeach me. Or lynch me, maybe."

Thanks to BloggerVision (tm) we can see in between the lines!

(Yes, this was satire. Mostly.)

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