Sunday, October 31, 2004

This should be the final kerry campaign ad:

(21:12:59) Winter: you know what Kerry needs to do?
(21:13:04) Winter: he needs to put together a new ad
(21:13:10) Winter: some Osama Bin Laden talking
(21:13:12) Winter: no voiceover
(21:13:17) Winter: from this new tape
(21:13:32) Winter: then be like "That was Osama Bin Laden delivering a speech yesterday"
(21:13:40) Winter: and then cut into Bush's "I'm not really concerned about Osama"
(21:13:46) Winter: line
(21:14:00) nickelbolt: haha
(21:14:11) nickelbolt: wow
(21:14:13) nickelbolt: brutal
(21:14:18) Winter: yeah
(21:14:23) Winter: why hasn't he done this?
(21:14:39) Winter: it seems obvious


Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name is Osama Bin Laden. I say please vote for Kerry. This guy Bush is crazy. We cannot work with him. He’s like the Energizer Bunny. OK, you guys are mad about 9-11. We get the message, OK? How about we get back to having a nice, appeasing Democrat in office? Remember how happy we all were under Clinton? You Americans were too busy with your stock market, your 401Ks and watching Friends than to worry about terrorism. We got to bomb a few places a year, you guys would get mad but then you’d forget about it. We all moved on. You liked it like that.

Now, I want to talk directly to the Red States. I want you to know that if your state votes for Bush, I will make you a target. Now, I’m the first to admit that there aren’t too many inviting targets in these states, I mean, it’s not like there are skyscrapers in Montana or a stock market in Iowa but we’ll find something! Maybe we’ll bomb a trailer park in Alabama or maybe we’ll fly a plane into a bunch of cows in Oklahoma! You never know what we'll strike fuckers! We're crazy. For crying out loud. We listen to Hindi Music, and we hate corn!!! You corn loving states are gonna get it good.

I want you Americans to know that I have many Muslim brothers already in the Red States waiting for me to give the word so they can start a reign of terror! Why, I suspect there are at least 3 Muslims in Pennsylvania and 2 in Missouri. They will become my soldiers and crush you infidels, all I have to do is give them a ring from my cave-phone.

Now, getting back to Kerry. I command you infidels to vote for John Kerry for two reasons.

Number 1, he will let me live long enough to become a nuisance. And Number 2, he will destroy the US economy much faster than any terrorist act we could dream up. Seriously, we figure why should any more of us become martyrs? We’ll just help elect the Democrats and sit back and wait. If I had an evil laugh, I would do it here.

7:18 PM  
Blogger Winter said...

Hey look, a troll! I'm so proud :P

7:30 PM  

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